I think you should be able to just go up to any person riding a bike on the road, that is being a dick, and just cold cock them in the face.

Like today. I was driving along and go to make a right hand turn, with my blinker on and some bike tried to pass me on the right. Then this idiot decided it was my fault that he almost lost a limb.

This is the perfect time to get out and just punch the fucking bicyclist in the face. This should be made legal. If a person on a bike pisses you off, you should be able to just fill their face with your fist. Actually, you should just be able to slap a person on a bike just because of their stupid outfits.

Just like in nature, survival of the fittest. You are bigger and faster and look better ( oh yeah that pointy hat is hot fuckhead) so you should win. You can’t run them over, because that would be just wrong. Why can’t you just get out of your car and just give them one punch in the face. I’m not talking an ass kicking here, just one punch.

It would solve so many issues. There would be less road rage, because you have a release. The douchebags on bikes would actually start to look out for the way larger vehicles, because that is the way it should be in the wild. It’s a real win-win!

I started thinking. What would happen if i walked up to one of those fucks and said “Occupy my pants, bitch!”

You know they are just waiting for some shit like that to happen. It’s what gives them wood. The thought of spraying some shit or pinning someone to the ground. I personally think it has to do with some latent homosexuality issues, or mommy didn’t tell them they were proud of them enough.

Oh yeah, I know they are doing it to help people. Pepper spraying an 84 year old woman is actually helping the woman out.

i really do hate cops. Not in the way that some of these idiots are in their face, but in the way you hate that ugly sister in law kind of way. You know what I mean. You have to be nice but in reality you want to punch the fat bitch in the face kind of way.

I see one and just assume that they are a dick with a small dick.

This is not one of those cool hipster blogs with skinny fucks standing in the street with their high water jeans and flannel looking like shit.

This is just a place to vent about stupid shit that happens all the time. Oh yeah, that sounds cool doesn’t it?

I don’t even want to read this blog now, because that’s all the net needs is another stupid fuck writing crap that they think is important. I even disgust myself now for even thinking about doing this.