Punch a douche on a bike
Posted by urbanstain on Nov 22, 2011 in wtf | 0 comments
I think you should be able to just go up to any person riding a bike on the road, that is being a dick, and just cold cock them in the face.
Like today. I was driving along and go to make a right hand turn, with my blinker on and some bike tried to pass me on the right. Then this idiot decided it was my fault that he almost lost a limb.
This is the perfect time to get out and just punch the fucking bicyclist in the face. This should be made legal. If a person on a bike pisses you off, you should be able to just fill their face with your fist. Actually, you should just be able to slap a person on a bike just because of their stupid outfits.
Just like in nature, survival of the fittest. You are bigger and faster and look better ( oh yeah that pointy hat is hot fuckhead) so you should win. You can’t run them over, because that would be just wrong. Why can’t you just get out of your car and just give them one punch in the face. I’m not talking an ass kicking here, just one punch.
It would solve so many issues. There would be less road rage, because you have a release. The douchebags on bikes would actually start to look out for the way larger vehicles, because that is the way it should be in the wild. It’s a real win-win!
