I was walking around last week when all the shit was happening with Occupy around the country. I saw a bunch of SWAT bitches with their hard ons and pepper spray.

I started thinking. What would happen if i walked up to one of those fucks and said “Occupy my pants, bitch!”

You know they are just waiting for some shit like that to happen. It’s what gives them wood. The thought of spraying some shit or pinning someone to the ground. I personally think it has to do with some latent homosexuality issues, or mommy didn’t tell them they were proud of them enough.

Oh yeah, I know they are doing it to help people. Pepper spraying an 84 year old woman is actually helping the woman out.

i really do hate cops. Not in the way that some of these idiots are in their face, but in the way you hate that ugly sister in law kind of way. You know what I mean. You have to be nice but in reality you want to punch the fat bitch in the face kind of way.

I see one and just assume that they are a dick with a small dick.